E whakapono ana a Blondie ki a Santa Claus - ma wai e mau mai he haki mo te $100 mo te renitia? A ki te mihi ki a ia, ka taea e koe te whakaaro, ko tana hiahia kia rite ki te uwha o te Tau Hou! Mena ko au ia, kare rawa au e kii kao - me aku moni hoki. Na ka mahi ia i tona waha mo te moni katoa! A he kore utu te kai reka ki te arero!
He pipi reka, engari he tangata kare i patu i a ia! Karekau he wawata! Ko nga u o te wahine he ahua tino ataahua me te rahi nui, he aha koe e kore ai e mirimiri i tana tiihi! Ehara i te rite ki te moe marena. He aha te kore? Ka whaowhia e ia ki te ure, katahi ka tangohia, ka uru ki te waha o te wahine. Mena e tika ana ki te aukati i te haputanga, ka nui noa atu te kume ki te waha o te wahine, ki runga ranei i tona kopu hei korero.
He rite ki te puoro whakamataku i te mutunga.